Military Life and Retirement – The 7 P’s

Link to my original post in my Blog Academic and Creative Writing Journal Vikram Karve:


Many years ago – when I was a young Officer in the Navy – I was asked to conduct a detailed “Technical Study” and submit a report with my recommendations.

I went about the task with full enthusiasm and sincerity and produced a 100 page report.

“What the hell is this…?” shouted the Commodore in Headquarters to whom I submitted the report.

“The Technical Study Report, Sir…” I mumbled.

“Do you think anyone is going to read all that stuff…? People are busy out here…” the Commodore said, “You condense your report.”

“Sir, I have written a summary…” I said – and I showed him the summary at the beginning of the report.

“Three bloody pages…? I told you that people are busy around here. Do you think anyone has the time to read 3 pages…? Just condense the bloody thing into one paragraph and put it right on top. Just tell us what you want us to do – your recommendations – that’s all. Do you understand…?” the Commodore bellowed.

“Aye, Aye, Sir…” I said.

“Give the heading “FOR BUSY EYES ONLY” – and type your recommendations in a bold large font – and – insert it right on top – as the first page – and use pink paper…” the Commodore said.

“Pink Paper…?” I said, dumbfounded.

“Yes – everyone will notice it easily – and – they will not waste their time. I told you that people are busy around here…” he said, “just go to my PA – my staff will help you out.”

One hour later – I resubmitted my report – with the pink insert “FOR BUSY EYES ONLY” listing just 7 recommendations.

The Commodore read the pink page.

He looked at me and said: “Well Done.”

Then – with a flash of his pen – he approved the report.

Then – he threw the report in his “OUT TRAY” – for necessary action.

The Commodore then invited me for a glass of beer – as a reward for a job well done.

Now – Dear Reader – I know you are very busy – so – as taught by the Commodore – I am going to give you the gist of my self-help article in 7 points (FOR BUSY EYES ONLY)




  1. PAY 
  4. POWER 
  5. PELF 

That – in a nutshell – was for “Busy Eyes”.

But – if you have the inclination – and – the time – to delve a bit more – do read on…


The 7 P’s of Military Life and Retirement
Musings of a Navy Veteran
A Spoof

If a military aspirant asks me: “How much Pay do you get in the Armed Forces…?” – I advise him not to join the Defence Services – since the Military is not a place for money-minded individuals who would be better off in other money-making professions.

The same applies to prospective Military Wives too – if you are money-minded type – it is best to avoid marrying a military man.

Apart from money – there are other aspects too – which I have mentioned in this article.

Sometime ago – last year, I think – I met an anxious Army Officer worried about his career prospects.

The Officer was a Sapper from the Corps of Engineers.

He was worried about his promotion prospects in view of a recently introduced Command Exit Model Promotion Policy (as he described it).

In fact – during their careers – the factor that causes tremendous anxiety to most Defence Officers is “Promotion” to the Next Rank – since – in the Armed Forces – Rank means everything.

Military Veterans are worried about One-Rank-One-Pension (OROP) – and – even after the notification – there is dissatisfaction – and the OROP agitation continues.

Last year – the 7th Central Pay Commission (7 CPC) Recommendations were announced – and in the 7 CPC recommendations too – many “Faujis” feel that the Defence Services have been given a raw deal as compared to the Civil Services.

There are frequent reports of litigation by Armed Forces Personnel and Veterans in Tribunals and Courts – mostly regarding promotion and money issues.

In general – a perception is developing that “Faujis” and Veterans are getting a raw deal – and – this is creating negative vibes about the Defence Services.

This prompts me to delve into my “Self Help” Archives – and pull out this article I wrote many years ago – but – which I feel is still most relevant for military officers and veterans – especially in the present circumstances.

Do read these tips if you are an aspirant “Fauji” – or – you are prospective “Faujan” thinking of marrying a “Fauji”.

Of course – I feel that these self-help tips may be useful for those still serving – and for retired veterans too.


The 7 P’s of Military Life – Self Help for “Faujis” “Faujans” and Veterans by Vikram Karve

On page 58 of his war memoir “Himalayan Blunder”  (The Curtain Raiser to the Sino-Indian War of 1962) Brigadier John Parashuram Dalvi narrates an amusing story.

This anecdote pertains to the ill-fated “forward policy” which happened in NEFA (Arunachal Pradesh) sometime in 1960.

Indian Army Troops were being hastily rushed up into the Himalayan Mountains towards the China Border without any administrative or logistic arrangements.

A Commanding Officer of an Infantry Battalion  a Lieutenant Colonel famous for his pungent wit and sense of humour – he got so fed up with the absence of any sort of supply system – that he decided to use some heavy sarcasm and act in a facetious manner.

He is reported to have sent one of his monthly routine reports on a chapati (a flat unleavened Indian Bread).

This caused some consternation in the Rear Head Quarters and the officer was asked to forward his “explanation”.

In reply – the Commanding Officer sent the now classic retort:

“I regret the unorthodox nature of my stationery  but atta (wheat flour) is the only commodity available for fighting, for feeding and for futile correspondence”.

I remember someone once telling us that the commanding officer who sent this hilarious reply was none other than General Eric Vas [Lt Gen EA Vas (15 May 1923-18 Aug 2009)].

If my memory serves me right  I think it was the very same General Eric Vas who  in one of his pep talk speeches to young officers of all the 3 Services at IAT Pune many years ago  advised us:

If you want to enjoy life in the military you should not bother about 3 things:

  1. PAY

(He called them the 3 P’s)

I think this dictum of not bothering about the 3 P’s applies across the board – to all careers – including those in the private sector.

This truism certainly applies to the defence services – and maybe the civil services as well.

Part 1



Many of us focus too much on money and perks (pay or salary or “package” or CTC – call it what you like).

Nowadays, most elite educational institutions boast of the high salary packages their students are offered in campus placement interviews and it seems that pay is the primary consideration for selecting a job.

In my time too – I found so many of my colleagues comparing their PAY with others and getting disheartened and disillusioned.

Even now – after announcement of 7 CPC Recommendations – Defence Services are comparing their Pay with the Civil Services and feeling unhappy.

Comparing your pay with others is a sure shot formula to feel miserable – because it is a natural tendency to compare with someone who is better-off than you.

If you want to feel unhappy and frustrated – all you have to do is to live a comparative and competitive life.

So – if you want to be happy in the Defence Services – do not worry about your Pay.


Are you an ambitious careerist who is indulges in an all-out no-holds-barred competition for PROMOTION…?

Ambition is like Ringworm.

The more you scratch – the more you enjoy the sensation – but the ringworm increases too.

Every officer wants to get promoted.

But – if you are cutthroat ambitious type – and getting promoted is the “be-all and end-all” of your life – you may go higher up in the ladder – but your life will be stressful – and you may not be able to enjoy the everyday joys which Military Life has to offer.

And one day – due to steep hierarchical pyramid in the defence services – you are likely to be passed over for promotion and superseded.

If you are overambitious type – supersession may make you bitter and frustrated – and you may even waste your time fighting the system – which will make you even more bitter.

I have seen so many officers – some quite senior – who retire with anger, resentment and bitterness – because they were not promoted to high rank.

In the defence services – it is a fact of life that career progress is slow – and your chances of promotion to higher ranks is quite slim.

In a liberalized democracy – defence services can never match the industry – or even the civil services – in compensation packages and career prospects.

And this gap is only going to increase with more and more liberalization and globalization and with increasing civilian supremacy.

You must accept the fact – that in the Defence Services – you will have Modest Career Prospects and Moderate Pay.

That is the truth.

And – you must accept this truth.

If you want faster promotions, better career prospects and more pay – it is better for you to go and join some other profession.

But – if you are in the Army, Navy or Air Force – it is best not to be excessively obsessed about promotion.

If you get promoted – well and good.

If you do not get promoted – also well and good.

Be happy and enjoy the unique inimitable unmatched lifestyle the defence services have to offer.


In the Army and Air Force they call it POSTING – in the Navy they call it TRANSFER – but  frequent relocation is an inescapable part of a career in the defence forces.

Everyone gets posted or transferred.

A sure-shot way of becoming miserable – is to compare your POSTING with your more fortunate colleagues in uniform.

By “Posting” – I mean not only the geographical location – but also the type of appointment and designation of your post.

3 P’s

In the Armed Forces – if you are worried about the 3 P’s – it is a guaranteed formula to make you frustrated and stressed out at work.

And – if you want to enjoy your work and career – you know what to do:

Just do not bother about the 3 P’s

Yes – be a happy-go-lucky “fauji” – and just don’t bother about your PAY, PROMOTION and POSTING – and you will remain cheerful and happy.

It is a fact that  if you live a non-comparative and non-competitive life  you are sure to be happy and content.

Part 2


The 3 P’s of Retirement

Okay – so you did not bother about the 3 P’s (PAY, PROMOTION, POSTING)  and you enjoyed your service life.

But one day – you will retire – and then you will have 3 more P’s which you should not worry about.

Yes – if you want to enjoy your retired life don’t bother about these 3 P’s:

  1. POWER
  1. PELF


When you retire – you lose your “position power”.

The higher your rank  the greater the loss of power. 

Many take it in their stride and enjoy their retirement – but some individuals who get addicted to power refuse to let go – and cannot cope with the loss of power – and keep hankering after power and status even after retirement – and – in the process – they make their lives miserable.

Maybe – this need for power is the main reason why some people never retire  and they want to keep working and holding on to power till their death.

And – it is patronage that gets you those plum post-retirement assignments.


Yes – Patronage can help you get sops after retirement.

That is why you see so many senior officers behaving in a most obsequious manner in the last years of their service – toadying and fawning before politicians and bureaucrats – to cultivate powerful people and gain their patronage – in order to get one of those sought-after post-retirement jobs.

Many say that even Service Chiefs fall victim to the “patronage syndrome” in order to get good post-retirement appointments – and they seem to be looking after their own interests rather than service interests – and – some even indulge in unethical acts to please their political patrons.

This not only damages their reputations but also adversely affects their subordinates and tarnishes the name of the defence services.


Another reason why individuals cannot enjoy their retirement and want to keep on working interminably after retirement is “PELF”.

These greedy money-minded individuals are never content with their savings and pension – and they want to keep on acquiring wealth till their death (though they know that they cannot take their wealth with them to heaven or hell after their death).

“In extremis” – such pelf-oriented persons may even be ready to take up dubious wheeler-dealer jobs with euphemistic titles like “consultants” or “advisors” – which sometimes may prove “ethically counter-productive” – and ruin their reputations forever – and also tarnish the image of the service.

Retirement is Bliss – if you can forget about the 3 P’s (Power, Pelf and Patronage).

In conclusion – I would like to say that your life – especially in the defence services – boils down to 6 P’s.

Yes – in the Defence Services – if you want to enjoy life during service and after retirement – remember – do not be bothered about the 6 P’s.


3 P’s while in Service (PAY, PROMOTION, POSTING)

3 P’s after Retirement (POWER, PELF, PATRONAGE)



I wrote this article many years ago – much before I had heard the term OROP (One Rank One Pension).

At present – the biggest issue disturbing the peace of mind of retired military veterans is OROP – which is related to Pension.

OROP is worrying serving personnel too – especially the “No OROP for PMR” Rule.

That is why I am tempted to add a 7th “P” which you should not worry about:


So – to put it in a nutshell – if you are want to enjoy life in the Defence Services – or are thinking of a career in the Armed Forces – do remember the 7 P’s you should not bother about too much.

Do Not Worry about the 7 P’s: 


So – before you embark on a life in uniform in the Armed Forces – or marry a Military Officer – remember the 7 P’s that you should not be bothered about:

  1. PAY 
  4. POWER 
  5. PELF 

Dear Fellow Officer (Serving and Retired):

Try it – stop worrying about these 7 P’s – and see for yourself how you can enjoy life.

It works – you can take my word for it.

Do you agree…?

Oh  you don’t…?

Please comment and tell us your views.

As always  I look forward to your feedback.


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  1. 1
    Randhir Says:

    Xlent.brtter den any advice i ever got.wish i had read it earlier

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  2. 2
    Col A Datta Says:

    Absolutely.true what ever you have written whether for serving/Veterans however. it is difficult to. Digest,and both continue doing the opposite thus making their life miserable.I am one of them at 65 I have yet not been able to give up my joband most of time feel unhappy as I dont have time for myself.Therefore follow 7Ps.

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  3. 4
    Deepak Bana Says:

    Very realistic approach suggested in article. It is interesting that services do provides by design in pre- retirement stage the where with all for individuals to plan, adjust and settle down in retired life. However, probably it is the service oriented ego that never dies down- an inherent nature of human being. So it gives most of the problems in lfe of a retired or serving fauji. This also gets compounded depending on the extent of service regimentation one has faced. If one starts practicing peaceful and co-existent behaviour, probably retired life may not become difficult to adjust in his existing environment.

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  4. 6
    Dr Ajoy Nath Says:

    True to the core.. sir .. enjoyed every word……

    Liked by 1 person

  5. 8
    KSAK Says:

    Well written …….very good….

    Liked by 1 person

  6. 9

    Thanks for your nice words


  7. 10
    Lt Col Rahul Kumar, Veteran Says:

    Very true and nicely explained in simple terms. I cannot be more happy than ever to read the same and as luck would have it followed and following the 7 P’s as listed by Vikram. Honestly the only time I felt depressed & reject feel during the service was when I did not clear the board for Lt Col! In retrospect I feel that it was a blessing in disguise and the Almighty had a game plan for all!! Not with standing that, I love the forces, irrespective that it did not consider me to even be fit for a Lt Col but thats just a rank, as they say age is a no!! I did my best, carried out the motto I was ingrained into at Chetwood. Looked after the subordinates other than officers, was fully satisfied with what I did. this probably was contrary to what the Commanding Officer thought, does not matter. Self satisfaction and honest work cannot be weighed in any form of reward. Given a chance I would not hesitate to join the forces again!! Today I have everything what one needs, and are quite happy and contended. Enjoy life and our savings whatever they may be – enough to spend quality time and pursue our enjoyment, play tennis, golf with wife (which we took up much after retirement), two of us drive around the country side to see our Incredible India (driven for 10, 000 kms from KK to Khardungla and 11,000 kms across Gujarat / Rajasthan/ Delhi / UP/Bihar / Kolkata and back to Bengaluru) now visiting son and D-I-L in London and looking for settling the younger one also ASAP.


  8. 11
    Brig BL Poonia, VSM, (Retd) Says:

    Very well explained. True happiness lies in contentment, not in the material wealth. It’s the job satisfaction that matters more than the the money and the ranks. And all that depends on the design of mind. Brig BL Poonia, VSM (Retd)

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  9. 12
    Vishwas Soman Says:

    Dear Vikram,

    Your above written article, I found, very interesting, close to reality and subtly disguised in humour. It so happens, that I followed the principles of not caring at all the dreaded ‘7 Ps’ and in short enjoyed my working days as well as now, enjoying in retired life. Your writing style is akin to my favourite P.G. Wodehouse.

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  10. 13
    dr. karthik Says:

    yr. observations in my view apply 2 all govt. employees although it may have a fauji bias…
    i wud say life in general if i may extrapolate in2 services of all kinds.
    gr8 article….blog indeed a good food 4 thot 2 ruminate over.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. 15
    amit suhag Says:

    your style of writing is wonderful sir..enjoyed it

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